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Thursday, April 7, 2011

City of Fallen Angels by Cassandra Clare

The following review is SPOILER FREE! WOOOO!

I'm going to be completely honest with you. I was more than a bit worried about reading City of Fallen Angels. For one, The Mortal Instruments is my favourite series written by my favourite author. For another, that series was originally meant to be a trilogy and came to a solid conclusion in City of Glass. It's easy to be skeptical when all of a sudden there's a new line of books coming off of an already ended trilogy. How could she possibly write another TMI book without dragging the series on?

Oh, ye of little faith.

City of Fallen Angels charters out into new territory without abandoning the things we love the most about the series. It's sexy, smart, hilarious, and action packed. One second I was laughing hysterically, the next I was shouting and shaking my fists at the sky - it was unbelievably awkward, seeing as how I was sitting in my school library. The characters stay true to who they were in the previous novels while simultaneously developing further. This can be seen the clearest in Simon, but I'm going to zip my lips on the subject. This is a spoiler free review and according to my partner in crime knowing whether or not a character is angst ridden counts as a spoiler.

As with every book, there were a few things that I didn't necessarily like, mainly the large absence of a certain sparkling witty warlock for most of the first half. I will note, however, that the return of Magnus Bane is certainly worth the wait, though once again I'm bound and gagged to not say why *cough* problems of the mortality variety *cough*.

Like all Cassandra Clare books, City of Fallen Angels is easy to get lost in. It holds all of the magnetism of Harry Potter without trying to be Harry Potter (and the foreshadowing, I might add, doesn't all but smack you in the face with a rubber boot). City of Fallen Angels consists of thick curving plots and realistic, lovable characters topped off with the perfect blend of humor and drama. Clare manages to expand on her addictive universe of Shadowhunters and Downworlders, smoothly connecting her past three books to a completely new adventure.

And, as always, the ending will leave you breathless and begging for more.

City of Fallen Angels is a must-read - 10/10.

Tell me what you thought of the book in a comment below, or send us an email at blissfullynerdy@hotmail.com! Feel free to comment on what you thought of this review. Flames are welcome and will be printed out and taped to the inside of my locker. If you want to know more about the critics, visit our other blog, http://www.blogger.blissfullynerdy.com/. If you wish to submit a critique of your own, send it to our email.

-Cara :D

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Choker by Elizabeth Woods

Let me just say that I had minimal expectations for this book. In fact, I only bought it because it appeared to be about an alienated sixteen-year-old named Cara who missed her best friend. By God, we're practically the same person! At least that was what I thought when I started the book. When I reached the end, I was too baffled by what I'd just read to think of just how different we were.

Summary

Cara is your average lonely, alienated victim of bullying. She eats lunch with people who ignore her and pines over gorgeous track star Ethan Gray, her parents are neglectful and her friend count is zero. One day in the cafeteria, she begins choking on a baby carrot and Ethan has to give her the Heimlich, which results in her having the nickname Choker. The bullying escalates to a peak - and that`s when Zoe comes in. With her old best friend hiding out in her bedroom, things begin to get better for Cara. But when students start dying at her school, Cara has to ask the question `How far is Zoe willing to go to make her friend happy?'

Point of the Novel

The point of the novel is pretty clear - bullying leads to tragedy. It's difficult to provide evidence for this point without ruining the book, but it stands fairly obvious once you read it.

Characters

Ah, Cara, you big push over. I liked Cara for a lot of reasons, one being that she has a beautiful name. Another was that she was awkward and victimized and constantly bending over backwards for her friend. At the same time, she was a very broken, neglected person with a lot of isolation issues. The author did a great job at keeping these traits under the surface, there for you to see but not in your face. And then when the end came, they all came rushing up in a very lovely way.

Zoe is eerie, and not because she's constantly whoop-de-freaking crazy. Her shifts in behavior keep you on your toes for most of the novel. You never know if it will be sunny, happy, childhood friend Zoe or psychotic, scheming, sociopath Zoe. And what's more, she represents that friend we've all had. You know, the one who over stays their welcome and ends up digging their claws into the relationships you have with other people.

The best thing about Ethan Gray is that he's real. Ethan is not the vague, brooding, sexy man that most YA novels seem to be promoting. He's a real guy who has real feelings and insecurities. And he used to be a fat kid. I can relate to that.

Something I Didn't Like

I saw the ending coming in the third chapter and the rest of the novel was just spent waiting for it to happen. Sometimes the action lagged and parts were just unrealistic. I tried to chock it up to insanity, but COME ON. You can not kill that many people without anyone noticing! (Please note that I didn't say who was the killer.) Besides that, Cara's complacency was terribly irritating.

Something I Loved

Besides the cover and the name? Not a lot. I thought it was alright as something to read in the bathtub or after a test, but it didn't keep me reading up into the night. The plot was clear, the end was satisfying, and there were some really good, honestly creepy scenes in between.

Like It or Lump It?

Something in the middle. I didn't hate it, but it wasn't the most fascinating thing I've ever read.

Tell me what you thought of the book in a comment below, or send us an email atblissfullynerdy@hotmail.com! Feel free to comment on what you thought of this review. Flames are welcome and will be printed out and taped to the inside of my locker. If you want to know more about the critics, visit our other blog, http://www.blogger.blissfullynerdy.com/. If you wish to submit a critique of your own, send it to our email.

-Cara :D

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Clockwork Angel by Cassandra Clare

This book literally took my mind and exploded it with 150% awesome, though right away I should mention that that fact may be biased because Cassandra Clare is both my favourite author and fantasy best friend/demon fighting sidekick. So for the sake of this actually counting as a review, I'm going to take all of that messy business out of the equation.


Summary


Clockwork Angel is the first in a prequel trilogy for the bestselling Mortal Instruments series. The novel is set in the late 1800's - 1878, to be exact - and follows Tessa Gray, a New York City native who moves to London after the death of her Aunt. There, Tessa is taken prisoner by the Dark Sisters, members of an organization called the Pandemonium Club. With the discovery of Downworlders, Demons, and Shadowhunters, Tessa must find her brother, attempt to figure out the infuriating Will Herondale, discover the secrets behind the Pandemonium Club and it's mysterious Magister, all the while dealing with the unfolding truth about her own Downworlder status.


(You have no idea how hard that summary was to write.)


Point of the Novel


Clockwork Angel treads on familiar Cassandra Clare territory - mysteriously sexy and tortured boys, thick, twisting plots, wonderfully played out action scenes, gay wizards, etc. - and yet the story goes over so many problems never discussed in her earlier adventures with the Shadowhunters. Instead of exploring familial bonds, protection over truth, and the consequences of past sins, we see Clare questioning the stiff propriety of the Victorian Era and tackling feminism through the idea of a female warrior when women were meant to be lady's while men did all the fighting.


Characters


As in all Cassandra Clare novels, there was a whackload (new favourite word = whackload) of characters, all unique and quirky and absolutely lovely.


The novel is told from the view point of Tessa Gray, big time book nerd with a habit of asking someone a question every thirty seconds. I got the impression while reading that if you left her in a room along for long enough she would start interrogating a lamp. That aside, Tessa is like the savior of all young adult heroines. In all the books I've read, it seems like Tessa is the only one who's actually thought about the consequences of her actions before making them. For that reason I immediately fell in love with her.


Then there's Will, who doesn't wear a hat. He's reminiscent of The Mortal Instrument's Jace, probably because *SPOILER* they're related and he's too bad ass to wear a hat, just like how Jace was too badass to wear a shirt in the daydreams of millions. Besides not wearing a hat, Will is known by anyone who has ever heard of Clockwork Angel to be a jerk. Though it's true that sometimes he could be a bit of an asshat (though he never wore one because he doesn't like hats), I found it easy to see his true intentions. Of all the characters in the novel, I found him to be my personal favourite. The spotlight definitely loves Will. Oh, did I mention that he doesn't like to wear hats? Because the author definitely pressed that fact, even though Will is putting on a hat on the beautiful cover.


Will might be my favourite character - besides Magnus, of course - but Jem is definitely a contender. As opposed to being the silent brooding counterpart to Will's charmingly obnoxious jackassery, Jem is positive, kindhearted, and more than a little awesome. Jem manages to come off as both honest and mysterious, which can't be an easy thing to be or write.


And then there's Magnus. Though he doesn't appear in the novel half as much as I wanted him to, the fact that our favourite sparkling gay wizard is still much the same in 1878 as he is in the present day is something to celebrate. Literally. I had a 'Magnus is Awesome' themed party in honour of his quirkiness in Clockwork Angel.


Something I Didn't Like


The action in Clockwork Angel is considerably less than in the Mortal Instruments series. That isn't necessarily a bad thing, though it definitely did irritate the crap out of me when Will and Jem - think Jace and Alec except completely not - would skip merrily out the door with linked arms, off to fight some cool slimy demon thing in a creepy abandoned castle made of pure evil, and leave Tessa sitting on a chaise lounger to pout. Okay, so that doesn't happen in the book exactly, but the point is the same: the book was mainly written from the view point of a character who was constantly barred from the action. Chalk it up to girls being seen as the weaker sex in those times all you want, it still bugged me.


Something I Loved


Something that I absolutely adored in this novel was the use of steampunk. I LOVE STEAMPUNK *Points to steampunk posters in bedroom and locker*. So of course I was head over heels for all of the clockwork automatons and whatnot. Though it could be argued that Clockwork Angel doesn't technically fall under the steampunk category, it contained the basic elements (technology way before it's time).

Like It or Lump It?

Like it! Like it! Like it! And not even because I'm terribly biased! The Clockwork Angel is a creative, intelligent book that causes teenagers to think and learn while it entertains, which is why I'll recommend it to anyone who comes my way looking for something YA and fun.

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Tell me what you thought of the book in a comment below, or send us an email atblissfullynerdy@hotmail.com! Feel free to comment on what you thought of this review. Flames are welcome and will be printed out and taped to the inside of my locker. If you want to know more about the critics, visit our other blog, http://www.blogger.blissfullynerdy.com/. If you wish to submit a critique of your own, send it to our email.

-Cara :D

COMING SOON - Clockwork Angel Review, Sisters Red Review, White Cat Review, and more.

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Above is the retelling of my perilous search for Clockwork Angel at my local Chapters. To put it into words, I was excited in the car, excited in the store, found nothing but Mockingjay, searched, got nervous it hadn't been released in Canada, and then found it, at which moment I began weeping.

Look forward to the review of that book and several others in the near future. *cough* sometime tonight or tomorrow *end cough*

-Cara :D

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

About Us and Schtuff

There are several reasons why we are making this review blog:

1) A lot of review sites with the most critical weight and value always seem to be run by older people.

2) These older people like to review YA (young adult) novels.

3) These older people are not young adults.

Therefore, doesn't it make a lot more sense for two intelligent young adults to review young adult novels? Who else could be more qualified? No one.

And it's as simple as that.

Our names are Cara and Danielle - both of us are experts in the areas of being shut-in's and bookworms. Cara is the one who is writing this. She loves long walks on the beach, pasta, and books like The Devouring and The Hunger Games Trilogy. Danielle loves Harry Potter (all of them) and Strange Angels.

They both adore The Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Clare.

We hope to bring as many unbiased reviews as frequently as possible.

You can contact us through our (cough, my, end cough) Twitter (@carabeachey) and check out our other blog, BlissfullyNerdy.

Much love,

-Cara :D